The content speaks for itself and begs the question— “Why was Schwarzenegger too busy impregnating women and running a state when he was clearly born to record commentaries?”
Video: Schwarzenegger working as a construction worker
Schwarzenegger Commentary: “Here, dis is my job. I’m a construction vorker.”
Video: Schwarzenegger getting hit in the crotch
Schwarzenegger Commentary: “Ow! Dat hurt!”
Video: Schwarzenegger using a man as a human shield
Schwarzenegger Commentary: [LAUGHING] “I continuously used him as a human shield, then I threw him down the escalator.”
The video continues on like this and really makes me want him to commentate on my life.
“Danny is ordering a sub in the line from Subway.”
“Dere is Danny sitting in class.”
[Me getting shot] “Ow! Dat hurt!”
flaming lips ambiance (Taken with picplz.)
“I really wanted to be a Jew, and then I found out that I was really a Nazi, because, you know, my family was German.Which also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Hitler, but I think he did some wrong things, yes, absolutely. But I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end. He’s not what you would call a good guy, but I understand much about him, and I sympathize with him a little bit. But come on, I’m not for the Second World War, and I’m not against Jews. I am very much for Jews. No, not too much, because Israel is a pain in the ass. How can I get out of this sentence?” - Lars von Trier
Lars, you need to learn when to shut up, but after hearing this, I have a MUCH better understanding of where your art comes from.
The Flaming Lips
Do You Realize?? (2002)
“You realize the sun doesn’t go down,
It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning round”
Marakesh.
Moroccan Food and Dancing.
Great Way to End the Semester.
Melancholia (2011)
This is probably my most anticipated movie of the year. Nothing matches the visuals of a Von Trier film.
Telekinesis
Please Ask For Help
Directed by Spencer Gentz
The reason why I attempt this every time I eat dinner.
Chaplin wanted to be remembered for this one and I can see why. This one takes dark subject matter and makes it hilarious, with a refinement that only Chaplin could bring to screen. The “dinner potato dance” and the “house over the cliff” scenes are standouts.
